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Ja słyszę ją, ty próżno mówisz: "Uśnij". Choć taka piękna jest, gdy schodzi ku nam, ja wolę bizantyjski blask twoich zausznic.

  • Czwartek, 9 lutego 2012

    • 01:01

      When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly.

  • Środa, 8 lutego 2012

    • 20:54

      Forgive and forget. -- Cervantes

    • 18:12

      "The really rich people figure out how to dodge taxes anyway." George W. Bush August 9, 2004 Annandale, Virginia.

    • 17:36

      Do not believe in miracles -- rely on them.

    • 17:14

      The problem with being best man at a wedding is that you never get a chance to prove it.

    • 15:19

      "A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's printed on." - Samuel Goldwyn

    • 13:30

      Bender: Life is hilariously cruel.

    • 06:40

      A narcissist is someone better looking than you are. -- Gore Vidal

    • 05:28

      You are so boring that when I see you my feet go to sleep.

  • Poniedziałek, 6 lutego 2012

    • 23:21

      It says it's for dogs, but she can't read. -- Homer Simpson Simpson's Roasting on an Open Fire

    • 10:45

      A fool must now and then be right by chance.

  • Niedziela, 5 lutego 2012

    • 17:00

      One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

    • 00:24

      The world is full of people who have never, since childhood, met an open doorway with an open mind. -- E.B. White

  • Sobota, 4 lutego 2012

    • 17:35

      Spock: The odds of surviving another attack are 13562190123 to 1, Captain.

    • 12:03

      If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

    • 11:54

      There's a vas deferens between men and women.

  • Czwartek, 2 lutego 2012

    • 09:20

      Alec, do you know what sucks about being a Baldwin? No, what? Nothing!

    • 07:00

      If Windows sucked it would be good for something.

  • Środa, 1 lutego 2012

    • 18:25

      If God wanted us to have a President, He would have sent us a candidate. -- Jerry Dreshfield

  • Wtorek, 31 stycznia 2012

    • 18:37

      All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of the United States. -- Vic Gold

    • 16:40

      I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. -- Roy Croft

    • 15:01

      "That unit is a woman." "A mass of conflicting impulses." -- Spock and Nomad, "The Changeling", stardate 3541.9

  • Poniedziałek, 30 stycznia 2012

    • 09:32

      People who live in glass houses should ball in the basement.

  • Niedziela, 29 stycznia 2012

    • 22:14

      Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. -- Erma Bombeck

    • 18:12

      When I'm good, I'm great; but when I'm bad, I'm better. -- Mae West

  • Piątek, 27 stycznia 2012

    • 23:15

      IBM: It may be slow, but it's hard to use.

    • 17:20

      panic("kmem_cache_init(): Offsets are wrong - I've been messed with!"); linux-2.2.16/mm/slab.c

  • Czwartek, 26 stycznia 2012

    • 22:34

      Save the whales. Club a seal instead.

    • 19:25

      I just thought of something funny...your mother. - Cheech Marin

    • 15:14

      Trying to be happy is like trying to build a machine for which the only specification is that it should run noiselessly.

  • Środa, 25 stycznia 2012

    • 14:38

      Leave bigotry in your quarters; there's no room for it on the bridge. -- Kirk, "Balance of Terror", stardate 1709.2

  • Wtorek, 24 stycznia 2012

    • 10:06

      Get Revenge! Live long enough to be a problem for your children!

  • Poniedziałek, 23 stycznia 2012

    • 09:58

      What the world *really* needs is a good Automatic Bicycle Sharpener.

  • Niedziela, 22 stycznia 2012

    • 18:30

      Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

    • 15:37

      "Orthodoxy is a corpse that does not know it is dead." [Elbert Hubbard, "Epigrams"]

  • Sobota, 21 stycznia 2012

    • 02:07

      Gold's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

  • Piątek, 20 stycznia 2012

    • 23:27

      Start the day with a smile. After that you can be your nasty old self again.

    • 07:35

      Two cars in every pot and a chicken in every garage.

  • Czwartek, 19 stycznia 2012

    • 19:34

      Q: How can you tell when a Polish girl's been sucking cock? A: She has a mouthful of feathers.

  • Środa, 18 stycznia 2012

    • 22:10

      Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.

    • 14:09

      Arbitrary systems, pl.n.: Systems about which nothing general can be said, save "nothing general can be said."

    • 04:11

      My father was a God-fearing man, but he never missed a copy of the New York Times, either. -- E.B. White

  • Wtorek, 17 stycznia 2012

    • 18:08

      no maintenance: Impossible to fix.

    • 13:29

      Your lover will never wish to leave you.

  • Poniedziałek, 16 stycznia 2012

    • 22:15

      Repel them. Repel them. Induce them to relinquish the spheroid. - Indiana University fans' chant for their perennially bad football team

    • 21:09

      HOW YOU CAN TELL THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN DAY: #1040 Your income tax refund cheque bounces.

    • 20:17

    • 10:42

      Arguments are extremely vulgar, for everyone in good society holds exactly the same opinion. -- Oscar Wilde

    • 02:52

      How much of their influence on you is a result of your influence on them?

  • Niedziela, 15 stycznia 2012

    • 19:18

      [FORTRAN] will persist for some time -- probably for at least the next decade. -- T. Cheatham

    • 15:07

      Pohl's law: Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.